Sure, the cheap shots involve anything with a large and/or dangerous animal, like Elephant, Cage the Elephant or Elephant Revival. The Turtles, even Trampled by Turtles, seem too easy a mark, as do the Monkees, the Arctic Monkeys or even Modest Mouse. The Beatles can’t even crack this list. The Police, Stray Cats, the Lost Boys and New Kids on the Block are welcome, but only under the “special circumstances” heading. Group Sex made the list briefly, but upon further reflection, that’s a personal choice.