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Jon Bon Jovi Is Not A Zombie

Jon Bon Jovi was the latest celebrity to die on Twitter without dying in real life. Yesterday, the Internet mourned the 49-year-old singer after reports his death from a heart attack…until Bon Jovi posted a photo of himself on his Facebook page with the caption, “Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey.”

The report, which originated on the site dailynewbloginternational (a reputable source if there ever was one) claimed that Bon Jovi suffered a heart attack in his New Jersey home. Later that night, however, he played a benefit at the Count Basie Theater in Red Bank. According to all reports, Bon Jovi did not start feeding on human flesh, so it’s safe to assume that he’s alive, and, in fact, not a zombie.

—Kevin Korber

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